super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
