I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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