i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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