problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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