she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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