I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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