operation have a gay friend backfired
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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