I wish i was in the wii world.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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