Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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