Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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