I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She's the barista slut.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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