check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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