i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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