In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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