But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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