You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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