next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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