Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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