I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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