Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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