1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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