EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's never too late to be topless.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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