Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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