Porn is love you can see.
I want to make a zoo with you.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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