All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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