i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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