can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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