I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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