I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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