And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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