Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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