I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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