awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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