he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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