so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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