ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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