U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
