The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
