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There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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