yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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