Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize