So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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