Well apparently he's into motor boating.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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