You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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