It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw a hot homeless man
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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