We're facebook friends in real life
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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