tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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