its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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