You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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