That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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