apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize