we have officially lost it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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