We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just found puke in my bra..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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