Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
