gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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