Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well I can't set my house on fire every night
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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